so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
YOU WIN AT LIFE, SIR.
when someone talks about their opinion like it’s obviously right but you don’t agree with them
- ex boyfriend: Just so you know, I believe in gender equality. Which basically means I'm not afraid to hit a girl
- me: well then just so you know, I believe in gender equality. Which basically means I don't think it's okay to hit or abuse anyone, regardless of their gender.
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
LET ME LOVE YOU
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica